What are you going to get your SO for V Day?
A. Flowers - Because I love spending 3x as much for roses than any other day of the year.
B. Candy - Their ass needs to be fatter than mine so I can feel good about myself.
C. Naughty Undies - (Victoria's Secret) Too much disposable income; (Crotchless/edible) A meal + Undergarments? Now you're talking.
D. Nothing - Don't blame you.
E. Blowjob - Frugal AND thoughtful.
(P.S. Every time I think of Valentine's day, I picture Alice Cooper singing, "Beeee maaaaaah, Valeeeentiiiiine." I fail as a woman.)
1 comment:
so what did you really end up doing on V day? :)
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